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i want pizza but im broke what if i just walked into a shop and stole a 12 inch pizza and ran away do u think id get away with it
update: i got away with it
omg no dont reblog this post what if the police find me
hello yes police there’s someone on the internet who stole a pizza and got away with it
r u trying 2 get me put in jail u asshole
if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
There was a major tornado today in Moore, Oklahoma. There have been many deaths in this poor town, including 24 children. These children are under the age of ten years old. My heart goes out to every single person who was hurt by this travesty and I wish you all the best of luck. While I really can’t do much for you guys, I’m praying. I’m terribly sorry.
i’m that friend that has to walk behind the others when the sidewalk doesn’t fit a group of three
I think about this post a lot
In physics the other day my teacher started having this coughing fit
so he says ‘I THINK SATAN IS CHOKING ME’
and I just went ‘Sorry’ and he stopped coughing
omg I think everyone in my class is terrified now.
i am still laughing at this from like twenty minutes ago
do u ever go to school confident in what ur wearing and then u actually get there and ur kind of just like wow well this was an awful idea
change the world today by doing a thing
How much thing?
like 8 thing
That’s too much thing
when someone says their eyes change colour
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