thought canvas
I read too much, draw too little.
i want pizza but im broke what if i just walked into a shop and stole a 12 inch pizza and ran away do u think id get away with it
update: i got away with it
omg no dont reblog this post what if the police find me
hello yes police there’s someone on the internet who stole a pizza and got away with it
r u trying 2 get me put in jail u asshole
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i’m really sorry
HAHAH. they should make these. gag pregnancy tests. scare the shit out of someone.
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if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
My prayers go out to the people in Moore, Oklahoma
There was a major tornado today in Moore, Oklahoma. There have been many deaths in this poor town, including 24 children. These children are under the age of ten years old. My heart goes out to every single person who was hurt by this travesty and I wish you all the best of luck. While I really can’t do much for you guys, I’m praying. I’m terribly sorry.
i’m that friend that has to walk behind the others when the sidewalk doesn’t fit a group of three
I think about this post a lot
… if there are 107.4 million blogs currently, reblog if made your tumblr before they added a picture to the sign up page
thats rude as fuck how the log in page doesnt have a picture….
wait, tumblr has a picture on the login screen now?
i haven’t logged out of my tumblr in over a year what
WHAAAAAAA? They have a picture now? I literally have never logged out!
You know you never log out when….
….uhh
you can log out?
The log out button is hidden…i can’t find it. ITS ALL A TRICK! THEY WANT TO STEAL YOUR SOUL!
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In physics the other day my teacher started having this coughing fit
so he says ‘I THINK SATAN IS CHOKING ME’
and I just went ‘Sorry’ and he stopped coughing
omg I think everyone in my class is terrified now.
i am still laughing at this from like twenty minutes ago
(Source: neverendingretrodream)
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do u ever go to school confident in what ur wearing and then u actually get there and ur kind of just like wow well this was an awful idea
change the world today by doing a thing
How much thing?
like 8 thing
That’s too much thing
when someone says their eyes change colour
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